Full Speed Ahead! by Russell Conover

Raymond was thrilled to test drive the new exotic sports car. He sat down and strapped in, firing up the engine and easing it onto the street.

Man, this thing could move! Even just touching the throttle, he was flying by other cars. When the road opened up, he floored it. To his shock, the car lifted off the ground and soared above the road! Gasping, he eased off, and the car returned to Earth.

He panted heavily as he returned to the dealer. “The car ... it ... ” he gasped. “Our latest feature,” the salesman smiled. “Rocket speed--all the time!”