Mix, scramble and flip one out.
Jack of Spades. Tall, dark, and handsome. Brings destruction.
Queen of Clubs orders the one-eyed Jack to leave her kingdom.
Another card tossed. Jack of Hearts. The one-eyed Spade’s counterpart.
“Both must go,” the Queen says.
King of Diamonds commands. “No! I need a full house.”
A compromise then, the Queen replies, “One Jack goes. One Jack stays.”
The Joker stands. “Game over.”
Shuffle the cards.