‘I’ve only just broken in. Didn’t know I disturbed a…’
‘A beautiful fairy godmother, sunshine. Not an ugly old bint.’
A gorgeous young blonde, just my kind, stepped out.
‘Only witches cackle.’
‘Fairies can too, especially when about to dispense justice.’
‘I’ll go.’
‘To burgle others?’
‘I won’t, honest.’
‘Ha!’
The wand light blinded me as the zap hit my chest.
She held up a mirror. ‘Now you’ll be useful.’
I wish I could’ve sworn.
‘And now I’ve replaced my kettle too!’