“I wish goodwill toward all men for Christmas.” Jaken asked Santa.
“You’re a fat adult, get the hell off my knee!" Santa shouted. “And all men? Are you a misogynist bastard or what?”
Jaken stood up. “I meant all mankind.” He said.
“Not womankind? Or Non-Binary? Or SeasonalGender?” Santa yelled, and popped Jaken right in the kisser.
“Everybody!” Jaken screamed, kicking Santa in the nuts. They wrestled under the sleigh.
Two security officers arrived.
“What are they fighting about?” One of them asked the elf.
“Goodwill toward men.”
“Yikes. That always ends with someone in jail.”
“You’re a fat adult, get the hell off my knee!" Santa shouted. “And all men? Are you a misogynist bastard or what?”
Jaken stood up. “I meant all mankind.” He said.
“Not womankind? Or Non-Binary? Or SeasonalGender?” Santa yelled, and popped Jaken right in the kisser.
“Everybody!” Jaken screamed, kicking Santa in the nuts. They wrestled under the sleigh.
Two security officers arrived.
“What are they fighting about?” One of them asked the elf.
“Goodwill toward men.”
“Yikes. That always ends with someone in jail.”
