My wife insisted I buy these hearing aids that cost a small fortune, but I can't get used to them! They screech, they scream, they whine and distort all the sounds of the world around me. I had rather let my ears go and become stone deaf than wear these demonic things.
I go to the door, reach up to pluck out those dreaded devices and fling them away forever into the night.
Suddenly my wife, who has perfect hearing and handles our finances, shouts, "No, George! Those hearing aids are much too expensive for you to ever throw away!"
I go to the door, reach up to pluck out those dreaded devices and fling them away forever into the night.
Suddenly my wife, who has perfect hearing and handles our finances, shouts, "No, George! Those hearing aids are much too expensive for you to ever throw away!"
