Jim and Dave are sitting in a bar watching their President address the nation on TV.
“If two stupid ****ing countries wanna bomb **** out of each other, I’m gonna let them. Their stupid ****ing leaders talk nothing but ****. So let them bomb each other to ****, then neither of them will bother me again!! It’s Pax Trumpica….......”
Jim slugs his beer, and says, “Y’know, Dave, that **** speaks our language. Makes me feel a real ****ing American.”
“And proud as ****,” Dave adds.
“Say Dave, any idea where these ****ing countries actually are?”
“They don’t ****ing speak English. Must be part of Mexico.”
“If two stupid ****ing countries wanna bomb **** out of each other, I’m gonna let them. Their stupid ****ing leaders talk nothing but ****. So let them bomb each other to ****, then neither of them will bother me again!! It’s Pax Trumpica….......”
Jim slugs his beer, and says, “Y’know, Dave, that **** speaks our language. Makes me feel a real ****ing American.”
“And proud as ****,” Dave adds.
“Say Dave, any idea where these ****ing countries actually are?”
“They don’t ****ing speak English. Must be part of Mexico.”
