Caught midfield by his rugged good looks
Offside or inside leg, both of his are long and lean.
Bailed him up at the wicket; pitching my chat-up line.
Batting eyelashes; fielding off other catchers.
Ball’s in my court now, he’s within my boundary.
Dismissal is not an option.
Howzat. I’ve bowled him over.
Feel like I’ve won the ashes.
But cricket always come second to the game of love.