‘We are not children!’ these so-called wealth-creators bleat.”
The speech he is concocting near to completion, the new Prime Minister pauses to adjust the spectacles around his over-sized ears.
“I am a modest man – with a lot to be modest about! Ha ha haaaa – but know this:
Pay your taxes or get the F*** out of it!”
For those unaware, "A modest man, with much to be modest about" is a quote attributed to Conservative UK PM Winston Churchill about his post-war Labour successor, Clem Attlee. Attlee's government created the National Health Service and the Welfare State, which – for all its faults – is still something the vast majority of British people take great pride in. Not such a modest achievement – Editor
