Long columns of ants marched along the bedroom wall in military formation. I brought in an exterminator, trusting his professional expertise.
He dusted the trails thoroughly, but without immediate success. I began to suspect I lived on an unusually aggressive ant colony.
When I contacted him again, he was not surprised. “You really do have a problem,” he agreed. “Insect repellent may save you. I, unfortunately, cannot.”
Frustrated, I resolved to try another exterminator
Too late. The next morning, I discovered I had been tied down in the middle of the night. Like Gulliver, I really did have a problem.
He dusted the trails thoroughly, but without immediate success. I began to suspect I lived on an unusually aggressive ant colony.
When I contacted him again, he was not surprised. “You really do have a problem,” he agreed. “Insect repellent may save you. I, unfortunately, cannot.”
Frustrated, I resolved to try another exterminator
Too late. The next morning, I discovered I had been tied down in the middle of the night. Like Gulliver, I really did have a problem.
