When he was four, DJ wandered into his parents’ bedroom and glimpsed his reflection in his mother’s full-length mirror. After that, he couldn't stop looking at himself, and he wanted everyone else to look at him too.
DJ got his wish. He devoted his life to calling attention to himself and became the most famous man in the world.
But eventually the world had enough and turned away. Desperate to be seen, DJ ran to a mirror and gazed upon the loneliest face in the world.