Losing My Sentience, by Sherri Bale

15/9/2023

I saw a story online titled Watering My Plants. I read it as Watering My Pants, something I had often been doing of late.

I saw an advertisement on TV. I couldn't believe the language! "I'm your penis, I'm your fire”! All the women in skimpy bathing suits showing off their smooth legs. It was an advertisement for Venus razors.

My nose doesn’t work right. I smell garbage when a fire truck passes, but nothing when something is burning. My taste buds have mutated. Apples are cardboard. Spinach makes my teeth feel funny.

I wonder, will my sanity leave soon?

6 Comments

Christa Loughrey

15/9/2023 08:12:48 am

I suspect your sanity is quite safe, Sherri! You remind me of my mother; we had many a laugh when she told us what she thought she had heard, so keep on sharing and making people smile.

Sherri Bale

15/9/2023 04:02:34 pm

My audiologist and my husband both think its hysterical what I hear. I am glad I provide them with amusement. My new hearing aids are on order, though.

Sandra James

15/9/2023 10:40:36 am

It happens to the best of us, Sherri! At least we can laugh 🤣

Paul Freeman

15/9/2023 03:40:01 pm

Don't worry. You're suffering from magical realism.

Tom Baldwin

16/9/2023 05:39:02 am

As long as our sense of humour remains intact we can accept ageing.

Sue Clayton

16/9/2023 06:09:54 am

Laughing at yourself is the best medicine for those ageing anomalies.

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