The Creator met with Mother Nature to discuss her yearly performance evaluation. The Creator spoke first, “I see that you are referring to yourself as ‘they’ now. That’s fine, I don’t have a gender either, but can we keep your name the same? ‘Don’t mess with Mother Nature,’ packs a lot more wallop than ‘Don’t mess with Gender-Neutral Nature.’ Also, I’m giving you an overall rating of ‘Exceeds Expectations’ this year. Planning and delivering the natural disasters are tough enough, now you have the distortions caused by global warming complicating your job.” Satisfied, Mother Nature smiled and exhaled a rainbow.
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