That nice place in the Cotswolds, you said, but now you tell me to hold my horses and don’t jump down your throat. I’ve heard of mixed metaphors but really!
You can’t blame me for being disappointed. We don’t go out much. I thought a weekend break would do us both good. We work so hard.
Oh. It’s a re-treat you’ve paid for. What kind of re-treat?
What? Really?
Oh darling…
Of course I’ll happily re-live our honeymoon fortnight.
It has been too long since we were in Paris.