They believe that I have large canines. I don’t. My other teeth are just extremely small. It makes eating vegetables very tricky.
They also think I sleep in a coffin. A coffin. What kind of monster would forego silk sheets and a soft pillow?
Contrary to popular belief, I also have a reflection. I am just so slight that light seems to run through me, but I am there.
Humans are right about one thing, though. I do like blood. And meat.
But then again, so do they.
What kind of monster doesn’t?