In Righteous City, Florida, the Mothers Against Anything We Disagree With meeting was called to order by its school board hypocritical gadfly affectionately known as “Beezee.”
“This month, our target of rebuke, condemnation, and hostility will be a multi-colored rabbit pellet-sized candy known by its alphabetic letters.”
Someone boldly asked, “Why?”
“Because they suggest diversity, and we all know where that leads.”
“Where?”
“Chaos.”
“What?”
“Genders will be confused, books read, schools teach, tones assimilate, and chaos will reign.”
“You mean there will be universal inclusiveness and acceptance of people with different opinions, faiths, ethnicities, sexuality, and skin color?”
“Exactly.”
“This month, our target of rebuke, condemnation, and hostility will be a multi-colored rabbit pellet-sized candy known by its alphabetic letters.”
Someone boldly asked, “Why?”
“Because they suggest diversity, and we all know where that leads.”
“Where?”
“Chaos.”
“What?”
“Genders will be confused, books read, schools teach, tones assimilate, and chaos will reign.”
“You mean there will be universal inclusiveness and acceptance of people with different opinions, faiths, ethnicities, sexuality, and skin color?”
“Exactly.”
