As I poured the bucket into the dirt alley out back, I wondered how the bird died and what had been floating through its tiny head as I glanced around, fearing being labeled “bird killer,” before returning to feed the dogs.
I went out to feed the dogs and noticed a dead birdie floating in their water bucket. Surely it hadn’t come to get a drink or take a bath and fell flopping, then drowned. It seemed doubtful that Fred, the gentle Shepherd, murdered the bird or that Babe, my loud Lab, had done likewise since there was no blood.
As I poured the bucket into the dirt alley out back, I wondered how the bird died and what had been floating through its tiny head as I glanced around, fearing being labeled “bird killer,” before returning to feed the dogs.
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Gretchen VanOstrand
15/9/2023 02:49:58 pm
A whodunit! I blame Babe. Those Labs are trained to fetch waterfowl. Babe's eyesight was obviously failing the old pooch.
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Scott Holstad
15/9/2023 07:43:01 pm
Babe? Well, I did originally describe her as a "killer Lab" but I immediately realized how stupid that was so changed it to the adjective you see now. If I'd stuck with the original, I'd be forced to agree with you, but in this instance? Nah! Babe's a sweet darling. ;)
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Paul Freeman
15/9/2023 03:53:15 pm
It's strange but little things like this can be so upsetting.
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Scott Holstad
15/9/2023 07:44:12 pm
Yeah Paul, you're right. But I wonder if you might agree with me that many of us don't/wouldn't view such things as "little," you know? Cheers!
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Cheryl Dahlstrand
15/9/2023 07:28:01 pm
Where's Poiret when you need him?
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Scott Holstad
15/9/2023 07:44:43 pm
Hah! That's hilarious and an excellent question.
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Sue Clayton
16/9/2023 06:14:39 am
My theory, birdie perched on rim for a drink, fell in and feathers too wet to fly out.
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Christa Loughrey
16/9/2023 09:21:19 am
Just sneeze a lot when the neighbours are about - they will assume the bird died of 'flu, and will give you a wide berth.
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