"It's our way of taking care of the elderly men who can't care for themselves," my next door neighbor said. "They take care of the elderly women over in Leedsmuth."
The next day the sheriff brought an old fellow and left him with us. "Just call him 'My Old Man' and he won't be any trouble at all," said the sheriff with a friendly smile. "I'll send his porch rocker and adoption papers over later."