No one likes me. That sounds sad, but I’m afraid it’s the truth, there’s no escaping it.
I try to impress people by telling them tales of adventure, but they don’t seem to be impressed. Perhaps they’ve heard it all before. Or I try to make them laugh with jokes, hit them with the best punch lines I can think of – but it’s no use, I can’t so much as raise a smile. I try horror and ghost stories, but I just get blank looks back.
No matter what I write, I can’t get anyone to click that Like button.
I try to impress people by telling them tales of adventure, but they don’t seem to be impressed. Perhaps they’ve heard it all before. Or I try to make them laugh with jokes, hit them with the best punch lines I can think of – but it’s no use, I can’t so much as raise a smile. I try horror and ghost stories, but I just get blank looks back.
No matter what I write, I can’t get anyone to click that Like button.
(Worth clicking, perhaps? Up for it?
