‘I’ll remember that when you next want a skinny latte cheap, Mary.’
‘Okay, sorry. But that thing is too small and looks like tat from the pound shops.’
‘It is a pound shop tiara, Mary. Kendra bet me fifty quid if I wore it to get a reaction from you. Oh damn.’
‘What?’
‘I should have put my camera video on to film you. Could we do this again?’
Five minutes later, Mary stopped laughing.