The alien invasion of Earth lasted for a fraction of a second. There was no resistance, no heroic struggle against the odds. The technological gulf between our species was too immense to be bridged by mere gung-ho or derring-do. Earth’s biosphere was broken down into its constituent atoms in a process too fast to measure. They saved a dozen of us aboard their ship, the last members of humanity, to live out our lives caged in an alien zoo.
So, no, sir, madam or whatever you are, I’m not going to apologise for throwing my dried poop at your child!
So, no, sir, madam or whatever you are, I’m not going to apologise for throwing my dried poop at your child!
