Ray turned in the mirror, admiring his ugly Christmas sweater.
It featured a drunk-looking Santa with one eye slightly lowered and an open mouth ready to burp. The color scheme was a hideous yellow and purple, and the best thing about it was the fact that he couldn’t lose this year’s “Ugly Christmas Sweater” competition at his job.
Nothing could be “uglier” than this!
Unfortunately, when he got to work, everybody had the same exact sweater.
Except for Gladys.
She ended up winning. Her sweater just said “Merry Fishmas!” with a picture of a bass on it.
It featured a drunk-looking Santa with one eye slightly lowered and an open mouth ready to burp. The color scheme was a hideous yellow and purple, and the best thing about it was the fact that he couldn’t lose this year’s “Ugly Christmas Sweater” competition at his job.
Nothing could be “uglier” than this!
Unfortunately, when he got to work, everybody had the same exact sweater.
Except for Gladys.
She ended up winning. Her sweater just said “Merry Fishmas!” with a picture of a bass on it.
