Wearing the costume of the time she took them back to the early days punctuating her sentences with the vital historical dates. By the fifth day the British were shuffling in their seats, idly chatting and staring vacantly out of the window.
On reaching Fairbanks House the guide announced that they were looking at the oldest house in America. Built 1640. A voice from the back piped: “We’ve a church older than that in our village.”