Thanks for sending probes to say hello. While we appreciate the attempt to communicate, we’re troubled by some observations of your species.
Your one common denominator, your humanity, is less important to you than the color of your skin, your birthplace or deity you worship. Too often this leads to violence.
You stubbornly cling to extreme ideologies rather than seek to understand others.
To be honest, there’s no room for that in outer space.
Maybe, eventually, you can join the rest of us in the cosmos.
But for now, please stay home.
Sincerely,
The inhabitants of the universe.