“You are soooo YOUNG.”
“No need to insult me!”
“Look: Avocado and harvest gold were the most popular decorating colors in the 1970s. Everything - refrigerators, stoves, phones, bakeware and dishes – pretty much only came in those two colors. Ugh.”
“Even cell phones?”
“There weren’t any cell phones in the 1970s!”
“I thought you said there were car phones.”
“Well yeah, but they all came in black and were the size of shoe boxes.”
“So, are harvest gold and avocado a go or no?”
“No. Not if you want your job.”