108.14° Fahrenheit is the maximum body temperature a human can survive… that’s 43.2° Celsius! Anything higher makes the body turn into scrambled eggs as proteins denature causing irreparable brain damage.
Santa shivers when he climbs chimneys in winter. Not in Australia where Christmas is bushfire season.
Black Summer forces Santa’s hand so, he rocks up this year riding a Seadoo and gives away free vaccines at every wharf.
Then, sea levels rise two feet flooding Earth’s coastal cities.
Santa builds a shiny new igloo city on Thwaites, a massive ice sheet in Antarctica.
The ‘doomsday glacier’ collapses.
So does Santa.
Santa shivers when he climbs chimneys in winter. Not in Australia where Christmas is bushfire season.
Black Summer forces Santa’s hand so, he rocks up this year riding a Seadoo and gives away free vaccines at every wharf.
Then, sea levels rise two feet flooding Earth’s coastal cities.
Santa builds a shiny new igloo city on Thwaites, a massive ice sheet in Antarctica.
The ‘doomsday glacier’ collapses.
So does Santa.
