Someone knocked at the door. Out the window see two men in uniforms, one holding a clipboard, another with a silly grin. Both standing tall.
Opening the door ask, “Yes?”
“Is your name ***** *******?”
“Yes.”
“Someone reported that you are left-handed. Is that correct?”
“Yes.”
“You will need to come with us.”
“Why?”
“Based on historical and recent research, it has been determined lefties are, by nature, evil, sinister, and lacking mental capacity, therefore gathered and incarcerated until reprogrammed.”
“Says who?”
“The Bible, the Qur’an, the Pope, Medieval Christianity, two-thirds of the world’s population.”
“It’s for the good of social order.”
Opening the door ask, “Yes?”
“Is your name ***** *******?”
“Yes.”
“Someone reported that you are left-handed. Is that correct?”
“Yes.”
“You will need to come with us.”
“Why?”
“Based on historical and recent research, it has been determined lefties are, by nature, evil, sinister, and lacking mental capacity, therefore gathered and incarcerated until reprogrammed.”
“Says who?”
“The Bible, the Qur’an, the Pope, Medieval Christianity, two-thirds of the world’s population.”
“It’s for the good of social order.”
