Written for Len Nourse of this website, a keen golfer. Apologies if both golf and Star Wars leave the reader cold.
(Long ago, on a golf course far away...)
Sergio Skywalker approached the hermit-like jedi master on the practice ground.
“Obi-Len Kenobi?”
“I’ve been expecting you, Sergio,” Len Kenobi said.
“How can I defeat Darth Spieth?”
“Believe in your powers, Sergio. But you must also practice. Show me what you can do.”
They swished some golf clubs with brightly-lit luminous blue shafts, but Sergio was no match for the wily Len.
“Believe you are strong, Sergio,” said Len. “But you must practice to defeat Spieth. The Masters is soon.”
“I will, Len, I promise.”
“May the 4s be with you, Sergio.”
Sergio Skywalker approached the hermit-like jedi master on the practice ground.
“Obi-Len Kenobi?”
“I’ve been expecting you, Sergio,” Len Kenobi said.
“How can I defeat Darth Spieth?”
“Believe in your powers, Sergio. But you must also practice. Show me what you can do.”
They swished some golf clubs with brightly-lit luminous blue shafts, but Sergio was no match for the wily Len.
“Believe you are strong, Sergio,” said Len. “But you must practice to defeat Spieth. The Masters is soon.”
“I will, Len, I promise.”
“May the 4s be with you, Sergio.”
