"Dave's Original Greatness Elixir" guarantees to beef up bravado and heighten hubris of any apprehensive citizen or inexperienced public servant facing a town meeting, press conference, court appearance or confirmation hearing.
Sporting a competitive price point, it comes in a branded pistol shaped stainless steel container that can be concealed in a briefcase or under a hat.
Call the number on your screen to purchase at a secret location in Washington, D.C. Bring cash plus voter I.D. or proof of citizenship.
