Able to write funny limericks with a stroke of pen. Writes blockbuster novels faster than a speeding bullet. Finds rhymes for poems quicker than Pam Ayres. Never needs dictionary or spell check. Always gets her tense right; develops intriguing plots. More mysterious than Agatha Christie. Scarier than Stephen King. More prolific than Bryce Courtney. Sought by publishers world-wide – never rejected.
Well…she would be, if only she got out of that phone box. She’s been gossiping in there for two hours!