Taking Pics, by Brian Taylor

26/6/2020

Let's try this a few more times. We'll get it eventually.

*click*

No...try smiling real big.

*click*

Um...no. Try a straight face again.

*click*

Hell! Try frowning!

*click*

Ugh! Try taking your glasses off.

*click*

Move back a little bit.

*click*

Damn! A little further!

*click*

No...geez! Turn your head that way.

*click*

Shit! Try the other way!

*click*

Good God! I quit! I'm sorry, I know this will hurt your feelings, but it's just impossible to get a good picture of you!

I'm deleting all the pics I took off my phone! I guess selfies just aren't for me!

Sue Clayton

27/6/2020 02:22:08 am

I feel the frustration in this FF. No matter how I try to smile for any camera, deletion of the pic is the outcome.

Brian Taylor

27/6/2020 09:52:08 pm

Thank you, Sue. It's good to know others have that problem too.

stella gaucher murovic

1/7/2020 03:51:59 pm

Loved this - can really relate - LOL -
Thank you

Brian Taylor

2/7/2020 01:57:51 am

Thank you, Stella. I appreciate your comment.

Bobby Warner

2/7/2020 04:35:05 pm

I've never been able to take a decent selfie of myself,, Brian. Trouble is, no one else has been able to take a decent photo of me, either. What are you gonna do? Live with the frustration, I reckon! I can easily relate to your story. Good job.

Brian Taylor

3/7/2020 04:09:03 am

Thank you Bobby. Haha, same here.

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