He squints in the mirror at his thinning mane. Stares at the dyed strands in the sink. “Where is the cure?”
Thoughts inside the presidential brain: “This virus thing is becoming a nuisance. I thought I could make a deal with it, but I don’t speak the language. The governors are whining about supplies. The hospitals are bitching. Fake news keeps trying to make something out of this hoax. Nancy is bugging me. Doctor Fauci keeps telling the truth. And this testing that everyone is squawking about-- Jared can certainly handle that. The biggest crisis right now is my hair.”
He squints in the mirror at his thinning mane. Stares at the dyed strands in the sink. “Where is the cure?”
Sue Clayton
10/4/2020 08:36:44 am
You captured him brilliantly, Ed.
Ed N. White
10/4/2020 06:34:12 pm
Thanks, Sue. It wasn't hard to do He's on display every night.
Sandra James
10/4/2020 10:11:03 am
Ditto, Sue's comment! That's just how many of us see him here in Australia
Ed N. White
10/4/2020 06:35:23 pm
Yes, Sandra, his infamy is world-wide.
Paritosh Chandra Dugar
10/4/2020 08:16:46 pm
What an accurate mind-reading! Well done, Ed.
Ed N. White
11/4/2020 02:01:14 am
Thank you, Paritosh. It's no trick. Donald makes it easy.
Ed White
11/4/2020 01:53:27 am
Thank you , Paritosh. It's no big trick. Donald makes it easy.
Brad Hardin
13/4/2020 09:30:06 am
Wonderful Ed, and how true. We must wonder who does his hair. Can't imagine him doing it himself. Comments are closed.
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