"I have three levels of service. One, you get life without parole for $30,000.00. Two, you get 20-30 years for deliberate manslaughter for $75,000.00. And three, I can get you off with time served for $250,000.00. Payable immediately--and fully guaranteed."
His client nodded and smiled. "Give me an offshore account number and the quarter mil is yours within a day."
The attorney rattled off a string of numbers, and the client said, "Just get me released by June 2. They're delivering my new Mercedes that day."