Oh...mostly at her. Right.
No, she's not here now.
Okay, I'll admit it; you're prettier than her. Smarter? Better dressed? Maybe.
What?
You just never thought I'd downgrade like this? What on Earth could I possibly see in her?
I'm not sure what to say.
Well, she enjoys my company and I enjoy hers. She's satisfied just being with me. She and I make each other laugh. She makes me feel needed. I feel like a man again with her. I'm...happy.
Hello?
Hello?
Are you crying?
Sorry, gotta go now. Bye.