“That will do!” The teacher screeched. Decorum was always a crucial part of lessons in Ms Grace’s classes and mentioning the unmentionable aspects of human digestion was a faux pas on every level.
Farting, burping, projectile vomiting and shitting were, therefore, always glossed over.
Still, it could be argued that the pupils of Ms Grace’s elementary class enjoyed excellent health. Beans were a regular part of their diet, thanks in most part to their enthusiastic embrace of the foodstuff. They believed the song, wholeheartedly.