Anyway, I started trying to pick the hair off and predictably Rex slipped in. Toddler then runs over and pulls the flush. And Rex has gone, like completely GONE. I know I should’ve taken Rex off first, but I don’t like touching Rex. Didn’t like touching Rex. The hairy glue won’t come of the toilet seat either. Fuck my actual life.
I’ve got a three year old, it makes me not question anything... like yesterday I went into the bathroom and they’ve hacked their own hair off then glued it to the toilet seat next to our pet tortoise, Rex.
Anyway, I started trying to pick the hair off and predictably Rex slipped in. Toddler then runs over and pulls the flush. And Rex has gone, like completely GONE. I know I should’ve taken Rex off first, but I don’t like touching Rex. Didn’t like touching Rex. The hairy glue won’t come of the toilet seat either. Fuck my actual life.
Sue Clayton
2/10/2022 06:30:13 am
In a fairytale life Rex would sail down the drain and flush out the other side hale and hearty, the glue would peel off the toilet seat with ease and the short hair cut would look cute.
Mimi Grouse
2/10/2022 09:14:03 am
Excellent characterisation, Lisa. Comments are closed.
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