“Santas.”
“Santas?”
“Yes. Like more than one Santa.”
“Okay. Well, let’s start with your education.”
“Absolutely. I have a degree from Harvard.”
“But it says here you graduated from the University of Dayton.”
“It’s known as the Harvard of the Midwest.”
“I see. And you've worked for DC&H?”
“That’s right.”
“I don't think I know that company.”
“Dewey, Cheatem and Howe. It’s a law firm.”
The interviewer blinked.
Santas looked at his watch.
“Mr. Santas, am I keeping you?”
“Oh, no. I’m performing brain surgery this afternoon, but I’m quite good on time.”