“It’s the flamin’ job of opening ceremonies be kitsch!” John fumed, whilst composing a huffy and yet dignified response to his Twitter critics.
The lyrics had been trashed, his politics questioned, his part-time Scots accent mocked, the purple tartan suit royally condemned AND he’d been upstaged by Scottie dogs.
“Me, the dancing teacakes and the burd in the kilt NAILED IT,” he tweeted, resolving to turn off his iPad before he/it exploded.
He took one last look at his newsfeed. The gay kiss had gone viral and praise flooded in. Perhaps he’d keep his iPad on a little while longer…
The lyrics had been trashed, his politics questioned, his part-time Scots accent mocked, the purple tartan suit royally condemned AND he’d been upstaged by Scottie dogs.
“Me, the dancing teacakes and the burd in the kilt NAILED IT,” he tweeted, resolving to turn off his iPad before he/it exploded.
He took one last look at his newsfeed. The gay kiss had gone viral and praise flooded in. Perhaps he’d keep his iPad on a little while longer…
