As the final bombs fell, obliterating the servers, people cowered over their phones, firing out meaningless ‘Goodbye’ and ‘Good luck’ messages. #WeReallyFuckedThis trended, briefly.
The human race: finally lost for words.
The actual last post came from a 23-year-old, whose TikTok video showed him lifting his shirt to reveal a toned stomach, twisting to get the best light, while his parents huddled in the shelter behind him.
There was nobody left to see it.