I never could commit to diets. For some reason I thought Paleo would be different. Meat and vegetables mostly, mimicking what our caveman ancestors ate. It wasn’t long before I cracked, scoffing down doughnuts at the local café. I’d nearly devoured my entire box of twelve when I caught the till girls giggling and pointing. Amused by the gluttonous pig.
Enough was enough.
I complied with the caveman philosophy ad verbum and lost ten pounds in four weeks. But my primal transformation was cut short when I was arrested.
‘Slaughter of local pets,’ they said.
Ha, I was only hunting!
Enough was enough.
I complied with the caveman philosophy ad verbum and lost ten pounds in four weeks. But my primal transformation was cut short when I was arrested.
‘Slaughter of local pets,’ they said.
Ha, I was only hunting!
