“Kitty? Where are you?” Alice calls. “I have something nice for you.”
Ah ... bribery. Nope--not gonna work with this feline.
“It’s some special food I know you’ll love.”
Aw, cripes. I can’t resist a new culinary delight. So I decide to make an entrance. I dash out of my hiding place, weaving around furniture. Alice gasps, dropping the food, which I devour. Then, next thing I know, she’s caged me!
"Nice try," Alice coos. "Vet time now."