“Just tell me you're using protection.”
‘With my husband?’
“Yes, even happily married women get STDs. I think I just heard Prince Charming drive up.”
‘Ellen, please.’
Junior came wailing into the kitchen. He had lost that stupid frog, again.
'If you would keep him in his tank, we wouldn't have to go through this every week.’
Aunt Ellen, he doesn’t like being trapped in a box. He wants to escape and be free. What if he strays too far and somebody kills him?
‘Zip it, Ellen. Would you please help Junior find the toad?’
“No problem. Which one?”
‘With my husband?’
“Yes, even happily married women get STDs. I think I just heard Prince Charming drive up.”
‘Ellen, please.’
Junior came wailing into the kitchen. He had lost that stupid frog, again.
'If you would keep him in his tank, we wouldn't have to go through this every week.’
Aunt Ellen, he doesn’t like being trapped in a box. He wants to escape and be free. What if he strays too far and somebody kills him?
‘Zip it, Ellen. Would you please help Junior find the toad?’
“No problem. Which one?”
