Looking to break out into new directions, Robert set up his own website company. His first commission was from the obscure Murderesses Incorporated group, a band of homicidal maniacs whose bizarre request was to create a site where women could request discreet “wasting” of husbands.
Ever the professional, Robert responded swiftly with a new site, www.cyanidemolarpoisontastingdog.com to meet all their needs, and proudly presented it to his clients a week later.
They were delighted. Having lured Robert to meet them, the women poisoned him with cyanide, ate most of him in bite-sized pieces, then threw the rest to the dogs.
Ever the professional, Robert responded swiftly with a new site, www.cyanidemolarpoisontastingdog.com to meet all their needs, and proudly presented it to his clients a week later.
They were delighted. Having lured Robert to meet them, the women poisoned him with cyanide, ate most of him in bite-sized pieces, then threw the rest to the dogs.
