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The Webmaster, by Gordon Lawrie

16/1/2014

 
Looking to break out into new directions, Robert set up his own website company. His first commission was from the obscure Murderesses Incorporated group, a band of homicidal maniacs whose bizarre request was to create a site where women could request discreet “wasting” of husbands.

Ever the professional, Robert responded swiftly with a new site, www.cyanidemolarpoisontastingdog.com to meet all their needs, and proudly presented it to his clients a week later.

They were delighted. Having lured Robert to meet them, the women poisoned him with cyanide, ate most of him in bite-sized pieces, then threw the rest to the dogs.
Kerry
17/1/2014 01:11:50 am

We need a ROFL button on this site... :D


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