I’m an experienced, professional dog-walker with many satisfied customers. But I never expected to have Cerberus (yes, the three-headed giant dog who guards Hell’s Gates) as a client.
When we go to the dog park, all the dogs flee for their lives, as they should, since the first time we went there, Cerberus ate three of them at once (he has three mouths, after all). On the street, he frightens everyone we meet and when he pees, it dissolves fire hydrants, trees and building walls.
But how could I refuse Hades? He’s giving me a get-out-of-the-Underworld-free pass.
When we go to the dog park, all the dogs flee for their lives, as they should, since the first time we went there, Cerberus ate three of them at once (he has three mouths, after all). On the street, he frightens everyone we meet and when he pees, it dissolves fire hydrants, trees and building walls.
But how could I refuse Hades? He’s giving me a get-out-of-the-Underworld-free pass.
