TRAVEL
“Are we nearly there yet?” wailed Jer’my for the fifth time in as many minutes.
Mummy sighed. “No dear. Eat the sausage, it’ll keep you going.”
Further and further they rushed towards their destination.
“Are we nearly…” Splash. The family landed. “Hurrah,” shouted Jer’my, “we’re here.” Mummy smiled…
I reached for my antibiotics. “And that’ how Mr and Mrs Salmonella and their son Jer’my arrived in my stomach then wreaked havoc for the last three days,” I growled at my son, my writer’s tongue very much in cheek. Then I smiled. “Yes, please, Tony, I’d love a cup of tea.”
Mummy sighed. “No dear. Eat the sausage, it’ll keep you going.”
Further and further they rushed towards their destination.
“Are we nearly…” Splash. The family landed. “Hurrah,” shouted Jer’my, “we’re here.” Mummy smiled…
I reached for my antibiotics. “And that’ how Mr and Mrs Salmonella and their son Jer’my arrived in my stomach then wreaked havoc for the last three days,” I growled at my son, my writer’s tongue very much in cheek. Then I smiled. “Yes, please, Tony, I’d love a cup of tea.”
