Editor's Choice
What the vampire lacks in Vitamin D he or she makes up for in iron. Blood's a builder. Some blood-types, however, are more nourishing than others. I've had all types. Though have long resisted the label 'connoisseur'. Distasteful, I find. No need for it. Drink up and shut up, that's what I say. Drain the veins and say no more. If there's moonlight, adopt any posture you please, you'll cast no shadow. Stop playing human; get real. Once undead, always undead. Generally speaking. Suicide by sunlight is rare. Self-immolation by means of crucifix ditto. It's just on and on, shadowless.
"...with fava beans and a nice Chianti."
