"I'm gonna whip your butt this time, Farley!"
I tried to go around him, but he stepped in front of me and threw a wild punch. I ducked and hit him with all my strength in the stomach. He doubled up on the ground and lay moaning.
"Next time," he said, trying to get up. I walked past him to my car. "Anytime," I said, hoping he'd learned his lesson. Then I went back and offered him my hand, but he just glared at me, as though victorious.