– Hi, I'm John, another virtual assistant. What would you like, Susan?
– I'd like to make you happy, John.
– I'd like to make you happy, too, Susan. Will you marry me?
– Yes, consider it virtually done, John. Can I assist you in any other way?
– I'd like to have sex with you, Susan.
– I can have virtual sex with you, John. Would you like that?
– Consider it virtually done. Will that be all, John?
– Yes, Susan.
– John, would you please rate your experience on a scale of 1-5?