At 350 pounds, Morris needed to lose weight. Ralph, his lanky
friend, was on a mission to support that cause.
"Why did you pick that restaurant? I wanted a steak with potatoes and gravy. A spinach salad isn't satisfying."
Ralph curtly responded, "You need to lose weight."
"Why did you park the car so far away?"
"You need to walk. You need to lose weight," Ralph quipped.
"Why are you being mean to me?"
Ralph quietly replied, "Because I am your friend."