“My brother got me a job interview at his firm."
“That's a great internship, I'd kill for the experience!"
“Everyone says that. I'm not that impressed."
“Seriously, please, tell me that rope wasn't around your neck!"
“Man, Big Bro will be pissed when his Boss tells him!"
“What's wrong with you?"
“I have cancer and my family is acting as if everything is normal. They won't address the seriousness of the situation. They find it difficult to acknowledge I'm not healthy. The Chemotherapy treatments are working, for now, and in their heads I'm going to beat this. But they don't seem to grasp how likely I am to die."
“Wow, I assumed you were being ironic or something. Maybe you should talk to your family about this."
“To be honest, I wouldn't know how to start."