The challenge of obtaining it was just as important to me as the money itself. I had intensely studied the layout for several weeks.
I decided to strike at one o’clock tomorrow morning. I adroitly scaled the outside of the building. I would have twenty-six minutes to accomplish my task. Once upon the roof, I entered the building through a roof maintenance vent. I scurried down to the seventh floor where the vault was located. I carefully circumvented the special security systems by methods I cannot disclose here.
There were a few close calls of being discovered, but that just made for a greater thrill.
I disarmed the final alarm system and swung the vault door wide open. I momentarily gazed at this amazing treasure. I then stepped inside the vault to grasp my amazing prize. Immediately an alarm went off.
How could that be? I had studied every square inch of this building. It’s not possible. What should I do?
I decided there was only one thing I could do. I slowly and carefully rolled over, fully extending my right arm and… hit the snooze button.